Well, this was an experience... if "experience" means paying £300 to feel like an unwanted guest at a dentist's waiting room.
Communication started fine, but when I arrived and texted her, I got a curt "?". Felt like I'd interrupted someone mid-holiday. After waiting 10 minutes while she got ready, I was invited in. Paperwork done (£300 + milk, because apparently, I live in a weird subscription economy now), then a shower, and... back to waiting because she still wasn't ready.
Once things finally started, it was clear touching, affection, or any kind of basic warmth was off the table. Hair? Untouchable. Body? Nope. Kissing? Not in this lifetime. Basically, my role was reduced to human vacuum cleaner mode.
Despite paying for "milk," the only thing I got was the cold, sour taste of regret. She seemed about as thrilled to be there as I was by the end of it. The whole encounter lasted about 20 minutes — 10 of which were waiting around.
Honestly, I left feeling like I'd been conned into a high-end escape room with no prize at the end. Avoid at all costs unless you're a fan of paying top dollar for bottom-tier service.
Rating: ⭐ (for the efficient "?" text — clear, concise, emotionally devastating).
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Wow, sorry you had to go through that! Sounds like an absolute nightmare. No one should have to deal with such cold, dismissive treatment, especially after paying such a hefty amount. The "?" reply alone would've had me reconsidering!
It's frustrating when you expect a certain level of professionalism and instead get a rushed, unfriendly experience. You definitely deserved better. Hopefully, sharing your story helps others avoid similar disappointment. Thanks for keeping it real — and adding some humor despite the awful situation.
Sounds like a total rip-off with zero effort on her part. Definitely appreciate you sharing this. It's a solid warning to steer clear unless someone wants to pay premium for a subpar experience. Cheers for the heads up! 👏