Review – December 2024
I had the pleasure of meeting Ella (also known as Barbie Ella or Ella Esperas), a stunning TS companion from the Philippines, during her visit to South Kensington. Let's just say—if looks could kill, I'd be writing this from the afterlife.
Booking & Setup
Arranged everything smoothly over WhatsApp. She asked me to share my location when I was nearby—very modern-day spy movie. Quick and easy, no drama. She's based around a 10-minute walk from the South Kensington tube, so very convenient.
First Impressions
Ella is incredibly feminine, with a lean, toned figure that would make most gym-goers feel like they've been skipping leg day. She speaks English fluently and comes across as warm, bubbly, and easy to chat with—so you won't be stuck in awkward silence (unless you're into that, no judgment here).
The Experience
We started with some mutual fun on camera, followed by kissing and oral from both ends. Unfortunately, she wasn't able to get fully aroused, which was a bit of a letdown, but honestly, it didn't take away too much from the experience. I ended up taking the lead, and we went through a few classic moves—missionary and doggy (because why not stick to the hits?).
Positives
Seriously attractive and extremely feminine—she nails the aesthetic.
Very submissive and happy to let me take the reins (Captain on board!).
Good energy and genuinely seemed to enjoy herself.
Downsides
As mentioned, she wasn't able to maintain an erection, which might be a concern for some, depending on preferences.
Cost: £150 for 30 mins
Overall, I left satisfied—both literally and figuratively. Despite the hiccup, Ella was enthusiastic, passionate, and made the whole experience memorable. Would I repeat? Absolutely. If she ever gets a loyalty card, I'll be first in line.
Glad you survived Ella's lethal looks—sounds like she left you more than just breathless! Shame about the hiccup, but with that level of charm and passion, who's counting? Next time, maybe she'll bring the fireworks and the flagpole—until then, stay loyal, Captain!