Asian Ladyboy IVANA MARIE - Earl’s Court, Hammersmith & Fulham

[MattEssex]

I came across IVANA MARIE not having seen her ad before before.
No previous reviews whatsoever, but pictures and text seemed promising and indicated size of tool was interesting, especially for an Asian girl.
Price was £110/30 minutes and £170/hr

This was a half an hour session and she was trying to upsell it to an hour saying that in an hour session her cum was included. If they want to come, fine by me, but I am not paying for it. I called and she could see me in half an hour as she needed to get ready.

I liked that she was going to make herself sexy for me. As I arrived, she needed another 15 minutes so my expectations increased further. Well inside her adequate, but fairly simple abode in a very residential area, lighting was kept to a minimum. However, I could conclude that the time had not been spent putting on makeup and I was trying hard to compare what was before me and what I remembered from the pictures in her ad.

i am 100% sure pictures were not belong to her !!!!
She looked more Manly than the pictures, though without getting the visual reminder of her gender origin one at times can get from certain angles with some TSs. I was considering whether to leave as a B&S is something that I of principle feel should be punished, but stupidly I stayed. Probably curious about her sizeable equipment and thinking that as she charges a premium vs the standard Asian rate, she must make up for it in terms of performance. Things got underway, but it was mostly about her; "kiss my breasts, suck me, rim me". All nice, but not much of the intimacy I would have liked with more kissing, bodily contact etc. I suspect she was making those requests in order to avoid what I would have liked. Then she sucked me and had me enter her. After a while, I wanted to change position and as I was about to, she stood up and started coming. I had voiced that I would like her to top as well, but that she clearly did not care about. She started wanking me and when I rather wanted another position, as she had just come she could not do that, but that I should not worry, she was not going to throw me out and I could come as many times as I wanted. Not really believing this, but also feeling that this was not going to be particularly memorable in a positive way, I went with it and came. And sure enough, right after I came, time was up and I was encouraged to depart. I am still confused about her logic; charge premium rates, use fake pictures and deliver a below-par service and as she basically came for free after having tried to upsell me to her one hour option that included coming, why would she want to do so in as rushed a manner as she did as would seem she was somewhat into it? As I was getting dressed she was making big promises about next time. Doubt there will be many repeat customers for her though. Someone asked about Sky in one of the threads. She is one I should have seen instead. Exactly like the pictures, passionate, no clock watcher, in fact once after I had come she had a little nap while we cuddled and I probably stayed twice what I had paid for. I am sure we have all had that feeling after a meeting where the experience was just so far from the expectations. Comparing this one which ranked negatively against someone like Sky or Sofia which are very positive, makes for a difference which becomes quite painful to think about. Especially as this one was more expensive and it nearly feels unfair to those great providers to reward someone so far below their standard, even if not intentionally.

[Jackson82]

Dude, You could have left her place if you didnt feel comfortable the moment you saw her. If she's manly, then why you stay and even pay £170 if you thought it wasn't her real pics? Sorry but to be fair with these girls, let's not put it on them all the time. We do have faults too, if we do feel something isnt right, at first ,then leave! Why stay? It's just funny that after you stayed and enjoyed cuming, then you bring out all these criticisms and negative feedback. I wish the girls could also have platform like this for clients/customers so they could defend their sides too.

[steve]

I agree completely with u. So easy to pass comment and criticise on this kinda of platform but we only here one side of the story. MattEssex could of left the property at anytime throughout the booking and if he had reservations before they started why carry on with it? I'm sure there are some girls who might not provide the service they claim or have false pictures but from what I can see this girl has a verified account. I think I might even try and book a session with her myself soon to judge for myself

[Jackson82]

100% agree if you don't like the girl that you see you should not go ahead !!! Just leave the place that's all what you need to do !

[Jackson82]

I went to see Ivana and initially booked 1 hour but ended up 4 hours. she is very nice, feminine and looks exactly like the pic. Very lovely, friendly and professional
asian girl. I even prefer her without make up as she doesn't need to. Compared to others, she is a proper TS just breast and hips enhanced nothing more and she's
already perfect! A would say Id go
see her again. Highly Recommended! Worth the rate and time

[dickie]

Sounds like you had a great time . Can't wait to experience her company for myself. Hurry up lockdown I need to see the girl asap

[dickie]

Dude, You could have left her place if you didnt feel comfortable the moment you saw her. If she's manly, then why you stay and even pay £170 if you thought it wasn't her real pics? Sorry but to be fair with these girls, let's not put it on them all the time. We do have faults too, if we do feel something isnt right, at first ,then leave! Why stay? It's just funny that after you stayed and enjoyed cuming, then you bring out all these criticisms and negative feedback. I wish the girls could also have platform like this for clients/customers so they could defend their sides too.

that is quite easy to say and much more difficult to do. It is not a symmetrical situation first of all. We as customers pay for a service so to leave a negative review when the service is substandard not only is fair but also helpful for other punters, so drop the white knight attitude and thank somebody for a useful contribution instead of bitching about it.
Most people feel embarrassed to leave once inside a flat not to talk about feeling vulnerable to an eventual scene or worse by the provider, so rather than having an argument unless unavoidable most prefer to accept the losses.
In an ideal world that would not be necessary but we are far from an ideal world

[Jackson21]

I agree positive and negative reviews are needed to allow punters to gain advise on a girl they are thinking to visit but it is us the paying client that makes that final decision. If the girl turns out to not be what your were expecting then simply leave. I have done it before and would again. With regards to the girl not wanting to be very intimate with him here's a thought maybe he had bad breath? Dodgy skin? You wouldn't want to be kissing etc a girl that had bad breath would you? No exactly. When I visit girls I always take a shower beforehand or at their place, Clean my teeth and mouth wash and funnily enough I've never been rejected a kiss. Maybe sometimes some of the guys need a reality check to realise that the girls are hunan beings with feeling and emotions. Yes it is a job for them and the majority are very professional and give great service but there are boundaries that need to be abided by and some guys need to stop pushing them and taking the piss. It's a two way thing. Yes there are some girls who use fake profiles and are scammers but there are a bigger percentage who are genuine, who are just trying to better their lifes and provide great services. I for one and thankful there are honest and genuine girls out there who make us guys and girl's who enjoy their company happy.

[logan]

I think everyone including OP agrees that when in this situation its best to leave. But he decided to stay and that doesn't make the rest of his shared experience invalid lol.

I've been around london girls for a long time and seen plenty. There are experiences I've had with poorly reviewed girls that are the most memorable and vice versa. Everyone is different. Trying to debunk OPs experience though assumptions doesn't help...

Thank you OP for the review and sharing your experience. Im sure people can look at all the good and bad reviews and decide for themselves who to see or not to see. I still have this girl in my list but will be ready to get the fuk out if its a different girl or whatever